Monday, June 29, 2009
Two of my major. . .
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Today is a stay in the house, . . .
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
The Blue Moon Grille. . .
I hit him! The Giant thought to himself. I really hit him. He watched the Lump tumble a few feet over the sharp rocks. But suddenly, a big arm and big hand shot out and the Lump grabbed hold of a root and skidded to a stop on the rocky hillside. He had lost his cap, and the side of his head was scraped and running with blood. He was really mad, and he glared at the Giant. “You little putz! You’re dead!”
Looking down at him, the Giant was sure he meant it. As the Lump lumbered toward him, the Giant swung his battle mace again. Whack! into the Lump’s left shoulder it went, and the Lump moaned and fell to his knees. He remained there, his right arm slung over his head to protect himself. “Hey, kid. You gotta stop hittin’ me,” the Lump croaked as the Giant stood above him, still brandishing his mace. Once again the Giant tried to summon up a Giant voice. “Then get in the Lumpmobile, and leave us alone, and don’t come back here anymore,” the Giant said. And then for the first time in a voice that was worthy of at least a little awe, he snarled, “You will never again bother Tisha. These are my orders. I am the Giant! Do you understand?”
Slowly the Lump raised his head and looked at the Giant. His left shoulder looked kind of funny, kind of misshapen even for the Lump, but he didn’t rub it with his right hand. “What the hell’s a lumpmobile, and who’s the Giant. You ain’t no frickin’ giant, kid, but yeh, I understand,” he replied in the evil Lump voice that the Giant had first heard way back on the first Friday of the school year.
“Good,” said the Giant.
“Go to hell,” the Lump snarled back, raised his knife and slashed out.
“No fair using knives,” the Giant shouted, as he saw the shiny blade arcing toward his leg, and he tried to step aside, but he wasn’t quite fast enough. The blade sliced down the side of his left leg, tearing his pant leg and scraping along his skin before it slammed into the hillside. It hurt awful. In a moment, the Lump had pulled the knife from the ground and was raising it again. The Giant decided it was time to run. He turned and bolted up the little hillside toward the road, but his toe caught on a root, and he fell flat on his masked face. The tumble caused his mask to spin around and partially cover his eyes, and for a moment, he couldn’t see anything, so he tore the mask off with his free hand and rolled to his side, just in time to see the Lump rising up over him. Out shot the Giant’s foot and crashed into the Lump’s groin.
The Lump made a sort of oofing noise and tumbled to his knees. He looked pathetic. His face was bleeding, his left shoulder was definitely dislocated, and he was crunched over in agony. But he still held the knife in his right hand.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Jan and Chris came. . .
Thursday, June 18, 2009
The deadline for completing. . .
II
Joshua told us it was time we should all get up, so together, we yawned and stretched and stuff. Joshua had gas really loud and said, “Well, that’s working good this morning.” Then we went to the bath houses to wash. I stuck my hair under the faucet, which had only cold water, and soaked my hair, and used some soap from the little dispenser to wash it. After, I put my head underneath the hand dryer on the wall. I let Sarah borrow my toothbrush because she didn’t have one. We both brushed our teeth with dispenser soap because we didn’t have any toothpaste, and we spit really fast and thoroughly. In that bath house, the toilets didn’t flush. You had to sit on them and just go into a stinky hole in the ground, which I thought was disgusting.
Without even thinking about breakfast, we got into the station wagon and pulled out of that campground pretty fast because we had intentionally not paid to be there the night before. Out on Highway 1, the world wasn’t dappled anymore. It was all sunshine. Like a palomino maybe, if I thought of ponies.
I loved Highway 1 that day because it was so sunny and twisting and exciting and dangerous. Joshua drove with one hand. He drove fast and grinned and sometimes pointed out things for us to see. Once he said, “Look there children,” and pointed to the sky. A pelican was swooping down to the ocean. If we hadn’t been going so fast, we might have seen it splash into the sea and emerge with its beak full of fat fish.
I was glad we were going north because on the east side of Highway 1, the hills are going up, but on the west side they are cliffs and fall off to the Pacific. Riding south would be scarier, especially riding with a driver like Joshua, who always drives with one hand and sometimes with only one finger. One time that morning, when no cars were coming toward us, he drove over into the wrong lane on purpose, and we swooped along, almost grazing the guard rail. If he had just flicked his one finger a bit, we would have crashed off the edge and gone flying just like that pelican diving for his fish.
Almost to Monterey, we pulled into a gas station that was also a little grocery store. We stopped at the pump, where the gas was 29.9 cents per gallon. It was Texaco gas. “How much we got?” Joshua grinned at Sarah, who grinned right back and went exploring with her hand in the glove compartment, and came out with our money.
Sarah counted our money. “$72.62,” she said.
“We’ll have breakfast,” Joshua smiled, and that really made me happy. Billy, too, because he leaned over and kissed me on the cheek as if to say, “Thank goodness, we’re going to eat something.”
Right then the gas station guy came walking up to Joshua’s window. He was frowning and wiping his hands on a greasy rag. I could tell he didn’t like us when he looked in and said, “Yeh?”
“Fill ‘er up,” Joshua said back, and although I couldn’t see it, I knew he was smiling a smile so broad and beautiful that the gas station man wouldn’t be able to say no. He didn’t say no, either. He didn’t say anythng. But he pumped our gas which cost $2.85, and while he was pumping, Sarah went in the store and came back with breakfast.
It was one of my favorite breakfasts ever. As we drove through the sun on Highway 1, we drank freezing cold orange juice, the kind with the pulp, from a two quart carton. We passed it back and forth and around the car taking big slugs and grinning. It made me laugh, and a little juice bubbled out of my mouth, and I had to wipe it off my chin with the back of my hand.
Not only did we have orange juice, but Sarah also brought a dozen Hostess powdered sugar donuts. That meant 2 for me, 2 for her, 2 and 1/2 each for Billy and Thomas, and 3 for Joshua. Sarah took a bite of one of hers, and turned back to look at Billy and me. Her mouth was wearing a powdered sugar halo. “Forgot napkins,” she laughed. In a minute we all had white haloes around our mouths, but Joshua’s was the best because the powder was so very white and his skin was so very black.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
It's funny how an idea may come to you, . . .
We spent the night at a campsite near Big Sur. It was a warm night, fine for being outside. I tried to fall asleep on top of a picnic table with Billy curled tight against my back. We were like spoons. Sarah slept in the back of the station wagon, and Thomas slept in the front seat. Dwayne stretched out on a little circle of grass between our campsite and the next one. He lay flat on his back, his arms out wide, as if he were studying the stars.
As I tried to sleep, I could hear the Pacific Ocean crashing on the rocks at the bottom of the cliffs. Now and then, I would open my eyes and watch the three boys at the next campsite. They were sitting on top of their picnic table. Two of them smoked cigarettes. All three were drinking beer. They had a white car with a black stripe on the hood and a New York license plate. They looked like nice boys. I wondered where they were going, and whether or not they might take me along. I fell asleep wondering where the three boys from New York might take me.
When I woke up, the sun was shining through the huge trees that towered over the campsites. My world, that morning, was dappled with sunlight and shade. Dappled was a word my mom used to say. She would tell me about dappled horses. Horse with spots.
All that was left of the boys, who were supposed to take me away, was a bag with beer cans in it sitting on top of their garbage can. When we had pulled in the night before, it was after dark, after the campground was closed. Dwayne had tried to trade the boys some reds he had for beer. But the boys didn’t have enough beer left to trade, and I don’t think they wanted any reds. They didn’t look like boys who would want them. I wonder if they couldn’t see me in the dark. I wonder if that’s why they didn’t ask me to go along.
Monday, June 15, 2009
I'm stealing from the past once more. . .
Friday, June 12, 2009
ARTHUR REDUX came to life. . .
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Not a lot of time. . .
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
It's good to be back. . .
Hey, Boo
a poem by Tisha Olsen
I wish so really, REALLY badly,
That I had my own Boo Radley.
Someone who was watching out
For me like Boo watched out for Scout.
And if one day he saw me sadly
All alone, then Boo would gladly,
Leave a gift, that’s just for me,
like the gifts for Scout that he left in the tree.
Am I being silly, acting madly?
Wishing for my own Boo Radley,
You see my life’s been playing tricks,
The kind that maybe Boo could fix.
Boo killed to save his precious child,
In comparison my wish is mild,
I just wish that there’d maybe be,
Someone who’d make me first priority.
I’m sure right now my friends are thinking,
And behind my back they’re probably winking,
Winking and thinking, ‘what’s with Tish?
To have this strange Boo Radley Wish.’
She’s got great hair, her life’s not hard,
She has her Camry and her credit card;
Her dad is cool, her boyfriend’s hot,
I wish I had what Tish has got.
I know, I know, I know, I know,
But I have reasons even so;
Like missing soccer’s quite a bummer,
From my stupid head I hurt last summer.
But the real reason I keep grieving,
Is I can’t deal with my mother leaving;
There, I said it, and I really wish
I could say, “Hey, Boo,” he’d smile, “Hey, Tish.”
And Boo would be like mom had been,
I’d feel like me, like Tish again;
That’s why I wish so really badly,
That I had my very own Boo Radley.
I thought this might be a good way of explaining how Tisha feels, and also be a way for me to establish Boo Radley as a kind of metaphor for the attention Tisha wants. The poem is rhymed, because Tisha is suspicious of change and wouldn't write free verse. The rhyme scheme is a bit clunky, because Tisha is still a clunky poet. I also used Tisha's poetry later in the novel to help move the story along.